Okay, so because of the stupid mail system here, my Sports Illustrated is always a little outdated. Seeing as I picked up the draft preview....yesterday.
I don't mind that much. But I'm pretty sure Sports Illustrated keeps a close monitor on my stress levels, and that's why they publish ads on the opening page like this strategically around exam season.
Win.
I don't care if everyone at my school hates the Patriots with the very fiber of their being or if he's married to a super model or if he has an illegitimate child. Every feminist inclination I have tells me NO NO NO NO.
But I still maintain that Tom Brady is the most physically attractive human being on the planet. And that makes me happy.
Thank you, Sports Illustrated advertising department. I appreciate your concern for my well-being.
