1. I wish I had figured out how to open the hood of my car before taking it to get the oil changed today and before I got laughed at. I obviously suck at fulfilling any sort of feminist stereotype.
2. I think my shoulders honestly don't know what hit them with this swimming thing. They were seriously dropping f-bombs at me during practice.
3. Today, I was one of those obnoxious people on the phone at the supermarket, trying to figure out what the heck I was supposed to buy. Sadder is that I was only buying two things, apples and swiss cheese.
4. I love watching The Deadliest Catch because all of it looks so awful, terrible and miserable that my life feels gloriously blissful in comparison.
5. I have caught a few snippets of Wimbledon this year. I love watching tennis because it's something I cannot do. At all. I'm better at tennis than I am at soccer, but I've still physically injured others will attempting to act like a Williams sister.
6. I am never, EVER going on a boat in the ocean. It's just not happening.
7. Um, I'm sleepy.
I've also just uploaded pictures, so let me just say for the record that I crucially miss these people:
but love hanging with these!
